SupraMichou on December 14, 2025 12:27 am There is no way Orange dumbass could write something that coherent
stevedallas63 on December 14, 2025 12:27 am It’s always “perfect” with this guy. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means,”
1deadeye on December 14, 2025 12:28 am Just think about how much easier he will be to laugh about once he’s dead.
tiggeryumyum on December 14, 2025 12:42 am https://preview.redd.it/vx281it7g27g1.jpeg?width=1875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e3d6b444233c8400f56326756928b3d8dbc1d9
FlaAirborne on December 14, 2025 12:47 am Must be the MAGA Jesus. The one who is ok with fucking around on all of your wives.
groovyinutah on December 14, 2025 12:48 am Oblivious to the fact that a truly pious man would never claim to be perfect…much less one who committed adultery while his 3rd wife was pregnant…
Think_Ball3682 on December 14, 2025 12:50 am This is so embarrassing! This motherfucking president is pathetic. White trash ass mother fucker.
RiversSecondWife on December 14, 2025 12:50 am No no, let him talk. 25th, it’s not just a date on the calendar.
sausageslinger11 on December 14, 2025 12:56 am Spoiler: the word he is using is pronounced Hey Zeus. His one Hispanic friend.
MudBloodLite on December 14, 2025 12:58 am You know it’s fake because Jesus didn’t tell him that he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
Jeramy_Jones on December 14, 2025 12:59 am When Jesus saved Trump’s ear and **killed a volunteer fire fighter and wounded two others**…
PDXftw on December 14, 2025 12:59 am It was actually Jesus, his former lawn guy that he tried to deport.
TrafficOn405 on December 14, 2025 12:59 am ‘And so Jesus came to me, with tears in his eyes, and said, Sir, I’ve never seen an MRI like yours – so manly, so virile. How do you do it?’
Hubert_J_Cumberdale on December 14, 2025 1:05 am Honestly, it’s just rage bait. They know it’s bullshit. They get off on pissing is off. Release the Epstein files.
CLONE-11011100 on December 14, 2025 1:42 am https://preview.redd.it/39658c1wq27g1.png?width=2056&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b2c8d4b6e6d1b697c63233fe87e285caef0f9ec
Fit_Arm_6592 on December 14, 2025 1:49 am Fake. We’ve all seen South Park and know who really whispers in his ears!
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So blatantly cynical to say that 😃 chutzpah!
There is no way Orange dumbass could write something that coherent
It’s always “perfect” with this guy. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means,”
Just think about how much easier he will be to laugh about once he’s dead.
Its getting a little desperate isnt it?
It’s really bad that I can’t tell how real this is.
Oh, cool. More blasphemy. Very on-brand.
I’m checking X. Thus has to be made up
Fake
https://preview.redd.it/vx281it7g27g1.jpeg?width=1875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e3d6b444233c8400f56326756928b3d8dbc1d9
How do you know tRump is lying? His lips are moving.
Well if Jesus said it, who am I to question THAT?
Is this real? i honestly don’t need any more rage-bait.
Must be the MAGA Jesus. The one who is ok with fucking around on all of your wives.
Oblivious to the fact that a truly pious man would never claim to be perfect…much less one who committed adultery while his 3rd wife was pregnant…
If this is real, wow, just fuck’n wow.
This is so embarrassing! This motherfucking president is pathetic. White trash ass mother fucker.
No no, let him talk. 25th, it’s not just a date on the calendar.
Is this real?
Spoiler: the word he is using is pronounced Hey Zeus. His one Hispanic friend.
This isn’t real
Is this real?
Oh, he worried.
You know it’s fake because Jesus didn’t tell him that he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
When Jesus saved Trump’s ear and **killed a volunteer fire fighter and wounded two others**…
It was actually Jesus, his former lawn guy that he tried to deport.
‘And so Jesus came to me, with tears in his eyes, and said, Sir, I’ve never seen an MRI like yours – so manly, so virile. How do you do it?’
This is way too coherent to have been written by Trump.
I’m not quite sure what to believe anymore.
#notmyheaven
i hate that i cant tell if this is real
This has to be faked
Honestly, it’s just rage bait. They know it’s bullshit. They get off on pissing is off. Release the Epstein files.
Drivel*
https://preview.redd.it/39658c1wq27g1.png?width=2056&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b2c8d4b6e6d1b697c63233fe87e285caef0f9ec
Fake. We’ve all seen South Park and know who really whispers in his ears!